This Thing Called Men

It has two feet,two arms,but never more than one idea on its head or a button on its shirt.

A man is what a woman marries.

To turn a man into a husband is one of the most delicate plastic operation known to civilization.It requires Hope,Faith and Charity.

If you flatter a man,you bore him to death,

If you don't,he wonders what stuff women are made of.

If you are the type that wears gay colors like bright orange,red,yellow, He gazed on women in subtle colors.

If you are the type that takes the back seat and let him do all the talking,He swears you"ll kill him.

If you talk about marriage,he enters into a shell and answer in Mono-Syllables.

If you don't talk about marriage,he wonders how much longer you intend in playing around.

There is no question you"ll hook him.but there will be a time of tolerance.
Maybe you think im lying(Agree Or Disagree)